Vedlak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic raven.

Vedlak created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedlak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vedlak, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vedlak's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vedlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.