Flabfonged is a god.

He takes the form of a small, overgenerous donkey.

Flabfonged created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabfonged, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flabfonged, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Flabfonged's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flabfonged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Do not take Flabfonged's name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.