Fatflatflaghog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent mink.

Fatflatflaghog created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatflatflaghog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fatflatflaghog, he will not invite you to parties.

Fatflatflaghog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fatflatflaghog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Fatflatflaghog loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.