Yimvilfatfossgubsug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident snake.

Yimvilfatfossgubsug created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yimvilfatfossgubsug, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yimvilfatfossgubsug, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yimvilfatfossgubsug's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Yimvilfatfossgubsug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yimvilfatfossgubsug.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about gravity.