Kopfodnat Tafmidhad is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, blissful
goat.
Kopfodnat Tafmidhad created dark energy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kopfodnat Tafmidhad, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Kopfodnat Tafmidhad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Kopfodnat Tafmidhad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Kopfodnat Tafmidhad's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never go into turquoise rooms.
3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.
5. Kopfodnat Tafmidhad loves swans, so they must be honoured.