Bassfobhap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish dryad.

Bassfobhap created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfobhap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bassfobhap, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bassfobhap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bassfobhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear red coats.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not drink alcohol.