Sagmipbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy jaguar.

Sagmipbarn created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagmipbarn, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagmipbarn, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sagmipbarn's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sagmipbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.