Geprakdum is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic lion.

Geprakdum created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Geprakdum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Geprakdum, she will be very unhappy.

Geprakdum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Geprakdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Geprakdum on top of all buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.