Nelldinbapcid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Nelldinbapcid created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelldinbapcid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nelldinbapcid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nelldinbapcid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nelldinbapcid's Holy Commandments

1. Nelldinbapcid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must pray to Nelldinbapcid nine times a day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nelldinbapcid.