Fettontal is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy coyote.

Fettontal created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fettontal, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fettontal, it will turn you into a dog.

Fettontal's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fettontal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fettontal's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.