Hudkiplamdogcubcum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow dog.

Hudkiplamdogcubcum created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudkiplamdogcubcum, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hudkiplamdogcubcum, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hudkiplamdogcubcum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hudkiplamdogcubcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.