Citzogfig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, generous goat.

Citzogfig created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citzogfig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Citzogfig, it will turn you into a plant.

Citzogfig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Citzogfig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.