Hompark is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring shark.

Hompark created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hompark, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hompark, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hompark's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hompark's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Hompark loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.