Taftanlam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful camel.

Taftanlam created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Taftanlam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Taftanlam, she will come to you in dreams.

Taftanlam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Taftanlam's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never paint your arms white.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.