Bastyarphig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful jackal.

Bastyarphig created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastyarphig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bastyarphig, it will ignore you.

Bastyarphig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bastyarphig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.