Legsomwot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sapient hare.

Legsomwot created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legsomwot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Legsomwot, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Legsomwot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Legsomwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Legsomwot on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Put Legsomwot first in all things.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.