Fadgumfosskinvonkfossgid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, wise dragon.

Fadgumfosskinvonkfossgid created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgumfosskinvonkfossgid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fadgumfosskinvonkfossgid, she will turn you into a mole.

Fadgumfosskinvonkfossgid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fadgumfosskinvonkfossgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never paint your chest indigo.