Gepbogdudbedbotton is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish wasp.

Gepbogdudbedbotton created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbogdudbedbotton, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepbogdudbedbotton, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gepbogdudbedbotton's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gepbogdudbedbotton's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.