Damyatneg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless mouse.

Damyatneg created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Damyatneg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Damyatneg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Damyatneg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Damyatneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your feet red.

3. Always wear white.

4. Do not take Damyatneg's name in vain.

5. Do not speak about wheat.