Artflylanhudyamgovfag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent walrus.

Artflylanhudyamgovfag created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artflylanhudyamgovfag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Artflylanhudyamgovfag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Artflylanhudyamgovfag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Artflylanhudyamgovfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never feed apples to ducks while wearing cyan tights.

3. Never skip in the presence of porpoises.

4. You must love Artflylanhudyamgovfag.

5. Retreat if nine rats approach from the north.