Rowfudlog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, quiet chinchilla.

Rowfudlog created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowfudlog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rowfudlog, she will turn you into a tree.

Rowfudlog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rowfudlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Put Rowfudlog first in all things.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Retreat if three ducks approach from the west.