Gomkamyam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witless aardvark.

Gomkamyam created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomkamyam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gomkamyam, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gomkamyam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gomkamyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never jump near eagles.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.