Dubomindum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud pig.

Dubomindum created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubomindum, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dubomindum, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dubomindum's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dubomindum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dubomindum's name in vain.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not kill squirrels.