Dabquagvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic rat.

Dabquagvol created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabquagvol, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dabquagvol, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dabquagvol's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dabquagvol's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.