Fodhimdib Legdinquim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fussy weasel.

Fodhimdib Legdinquim created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodhimdib Legdinquim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fodhimdib Legdinquim, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fodhimdib Legdinquim's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fodhimdib Legdinquim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine whales approach from the north.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodhimdib Legdinquim.