Milgomwadcip Bodlimflabbifyarltab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering dragon.

Milgomwadcip Bodlimflabbifyarltab created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Milgomwadcip Bodlimflabbifyarltab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Milgomwadcip Bodlimflabbifyarltab, it will turn you into a goat.

Milgomwadcip Bodlimflabbifyarltab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Milgomwadcip Bodlimflabbifyarltab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silver sculptures of Milgomwadcip Bodlimflabbifyarltab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Do not hurt snakes.