Botdudnan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered bee.

Botdudnan created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botdudnan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Botdudnan, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Botdudnan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Botdudnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. You must love Botdudnan.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Always obey Botdudnan's priests.