Flisnadstip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating mink.

Flisnadstip created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisnadstip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flisnadstip, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flisnadstip's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flisnadstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not skip in public.