Bafniljam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic wombat.

Bafniljam created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafniljam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bafniljam, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bafniljam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bafniljam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Worship no other gods but Bafniljam.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Hide from blue rats for they are unholy.