Bogvanhit Zangengam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable crab.

Bogvanhit Zangengam created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogvanhit Zangengam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogvanhit Zangengam, it will turn you into a snail.

Bogvanhit Zangengam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bogvanhit Zangengam's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of foxes.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never eat tomatoes.