Bedlakvedkanominfadnut is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, emotional
pig.
Bedlakvedkanominfadnut created an electron twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Bedlakvedkanominfadnut, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bedlakvedkanominfadnut, she will boil you in a big pot.
Bedlakvedkanominfadnut's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Bedlakvedkanominfadnut's Holy Commandments1. Never skip near tapirs.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Run away if seven mice approach from the north.
5. Always obey Bedlakvedkanominfadnut's priests.