Limdamhak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-confident penguin.

Limdamhak created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limdamhak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Limdamhak, it will be very sad.

Limdamhak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Limdamhak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Limdamhak seven times a day.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never paint your feet magenta.

5. Limdamhak must be the most important thing in your life.