Hen is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, dishonourable shrew.
Hen created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Hen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Hen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Hen's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Hen loves seals, so they must be respected.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not shave your neck.
5. Never write about stars.