Hen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonourable shrew.

Hen created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hen loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never write about stars.