Litjarnven is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow cow.

Litjarnven created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Litjarnven, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Litjarnven, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Litjarnven's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Litjarnven's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.