Rathimtim Sandottaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciful dugong.

Rathimtim Sandottaf created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rathimtim Sandottaf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rathimtim Sandottaf, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rathimtim Sandottaf's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rathimtim Sandottaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.