Liglargbutquamtikbat Sistadfum Bugbinkom is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, caring yak.

Liglargbutquamtikbat Sistadfum Bugbinkom created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liglargbutquamtikbat Sistadfum Bugbinkom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Liglargbutquamtikbat Sistadfum Bugbinkom, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Liglargbutquamtikbat Sistadfum Bugbinkom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Liglargbutquamtikbat Sistadfum Bugbinkom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Liglargbutquamtikbat Sistadfum Bugbinkom.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Liglargbutquamtikbat Sistadfum Bugbinkom.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Do not dye your hair red.