Budvigwap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, kind ferret.

Budvigwap created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budvigwap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budvigwap, it will turn you into a rock.

Budvigwap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Budvigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. You must pray to Budvigwap five times a day.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never play with disobedient children.