Milcussleg is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, blissful mink.

Milcussleg created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milcussleg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Milcussleg, he will turn you into a rat.

Milcussleg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Milcussleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Milcussleg loves rats, so they must be honoured.