Cibsomcut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic shark.

Cibsomcut created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsomcut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibsomcut, he will turn you into a mole.

Cibsomcut's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cibsomcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Never sit near shrews.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not speak about peas.