Rulgidget is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, generous wombat.

Rulgidget created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Rulgidget, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rulgidget, she will turn you into a slug.

Rulgidget's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rulgidget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Rulgidget first in all things.