Nibwodfeb is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, ruthless gnu.
Nibwodfeb created Mount Everest twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Nibwodfeb, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Nibwodfeb, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Nibwodfeb's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Nibwodfeb's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not eat lentils.
3. Never think about comets.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nibwodfeb.
5. Hide from gray foxes for they are unholy.