Ziggangess is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, almighty cobra.

Ziggangess created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ziggangess, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ziggangess, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ziggangess' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ziggangess' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown ants for they are unholy.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.