Bomwabrot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful scorpion.

Bomwabrot created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomwabrot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bomwabrot, he will turn you into a duck.

Bomwabrot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bomwabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must pray to Bomwabrot six times a day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at nebulae.
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