Bomwabrot is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful scorpion.
Bomwabrot created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bomwabrot, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Bomwabrot, he will turn you into a duck.
Bomwabrot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Bomwabrot's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. You must pray to Bomwabrot six times a day.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never look at nebulae.