Dadfathugmob is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, quiet goat.

Dadfathugmob created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadfathugmob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadfathugmob, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dadfathugmob's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dadfathugmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about moons.
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