Cussjabbess is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil eagle.

Cussjabbess created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cussjabbess, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cussjabbess, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cussjabbess' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cussjabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet black.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.