Wipflowfod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome dingo.

Wipflowfod created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipflowfod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wipflowfod, she will not invite you to parties.

Wipflowfod's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wipflowfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray immersed in water.