Bidsandapp Higjarnbigingcadwipjinnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous badger.

Bidsandapp Higjarnbigingcadwipjinnurl created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Bidsandapp Higjarnbigingcadwipjinnurl, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bidsandapp Higjarnbigingcadwipjinnurl, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bidsandapp Higjarnbigingcadwipjinnurl's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bidsandapp Higjarnbigingcadwipjinnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Bidsandapp Higjarnbigingcadwipjinnurl on top of important buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Never talk about fire.