Rilldossbem is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart goose.

Rilldossbem created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldossbem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rilldossbem, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rilldossbem's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rilldossbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilldossbem.

4. Do not take Rilldossbem's name in vain.

5. You must pray to Rilldossbem seven times a day.