Sagcissjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring pigeon.

Sagcissjarn created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagcissjarn, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sagcissjarn, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sagcissjarn's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sagcissjarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Sagcissjarn loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.