Wiptipciss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful goat.

Wiptipciss created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiptipciss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wiptipciss, she will laugh at you.

Wiptipciss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wiptipciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always wear purple.